your mom didn’t let you chill in the womb for 9 months so you could degrade women
(via forgave)
my favorite theory about anything ever is that the titanic sank because too many people time traveled to that place to try to stop the titanic from sinking
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space pisses me OFF the sun is TOO large and black holes are TOO mysterious and aliens are TOO sneaky
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Naan-Stop is a great name for a 24 hour Indian restaurant.